Press / xHamster Presents minimeyes. The Revolutionary New Device That Keeps Your Boss From Seeing Your Porn

CYPRUS —  Tired of having your roommate, girlfriend, boyfriend, brother, sister, boss — or worse yet, grandma! — walk in on you while you’re watching xHamster? US TOO. That’s why we’ve partnered with Dutch inventor Moos Neimeijer to make his minimeyes device a reality.

minimeyes is a specially designed motion sensor that immediately closes your browser windows and turns off the sound the second someone approaches your desk. No more scrambling with the mouse or trackpad, no more suspicious lovers sneaking up on you from behind. As soon as minimeyes identifies an intruder — BOOM! — the porn disappears. 

We think it’s pretty ingenious. We’re even offering a flash drive featuring some of our favorite premium scenes and content to go along with it, as a reward for early backers of the project. 

You see, Moos has a working prototype, but he needs your help to get it manufactured. He’s built an IndieGoGo campaign to help raise that extra funding. If you back him now, you’ll be one of the first people in the world to get this device, and with plenty of extra perks as an early backer.

xHamster has been an industry leader in keeping your porn viewing private. We were the first tube site to adopt the HTTPS security protocol, have campaigned against Investigatory Powers Act in the UK, and work daily with customers across the world to help them evade governmental porn bans and monitoring.

“We’re always looking for technical innovations that can make watching xHamster more relaxing,” said Alex Hawkins, Vice President of xHamster. “Other than our maybe xHamster beer, we couldn’t think of a better partner. We’re sure there are other uses for this device, like banking and email, but porn is different. We need our hands free so that we can pull up our pants!”

Support your minimeyes here and #saynothing #hideeverything!


Alex Hawkins

VP of Marketing, xHamster

[email protected]

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